enigma fallacy

ignoring valid arguments made against fallacious statements, also applies to anything enigma says

enigma fallacy, get wrecked skid.

by The magical onion fairy September 8, 2021

enigma pussy

When your opinion of a piece of pussy at the beggining is reliant and changeable by an event or act at the end of getting said piece of pussy.

I almost thought that bitch pussy game was so so until she did that shit at the end and I realized that it was grade A technique, she got that enigma pussy.

by Iam Chris July 9, 2019

Enigma Male

A male so brilliant he is cannot be properly understood by anyone else, including fellow Enigma Males. Enigma Males are a sub category in the Male hierarchy, they are found equivalent to the Alpha Male but instead find themselves detached from the main evolutionary strain.

Chad: Bro Elon Musk is such an Enigma Male, like nobody understands just how smart that guy is, like he has some unfathomable ideas.

by PartyInChernobyl August 16, 2021

urban enigma

Somebody that affords an incredibly high standard of living with no obvious form of income or criminal activity. For an example go to any cafe bar between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday.

Cafe assistant 1: Quiet today
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.

by 9 - 5 pacifist November 23, 2011

enigma-penguin

crazy ass motherfucking penguin who doesnt ever stop ranting about neowin.net

god damnit stop being such a damn penguin

by wooooo February 4, 2005

Deep Web Enigma

This is well known Facebook Page who founded by someone named Caution. It is unknown why he/she created a horrible page. The page is notoriously famous for their conspiracy articles, fake news peddlers and has writers who are egoistic such as Grimlocker.

Don't follow Deep Web Enigma, they are cancer to the society.

by An0nymøuS March 1, 2022

the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.

Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.

by holla holla back ching chang May 11, 2007