Emojion

The use of emojis to express emotion through text.

Carla: 🤣😄😥
Stan: What's wrong with you?
Carla: idk, I just feel emojional. 😫

by T.J.Wolfe August 6, 2018

Sarcasm with emotions

When someone makes a sarcastic joke with their emotions.

Bob:"Hey, Sarah, wanna come hang out?"
Sarah:"Fuck no, you asshat! I hate your fucking guts!"
Bob: :'(
Sarah: "SARCASM WITH EMOTIONS!!!"

by SteveGuy68927 August 2, 2013

Kraft Dinner Emotions

When a person feeds into their knee-jerk reactions that form quickly and are easy to indulge because they never work for anything and always take the easy way out (and are worse off for it).

Credit: Elle Vee

He called my "crazy" in the middle of a fight, rather than working to find the root of the problem. Probably felt good to throw out some Kraft Dinner emotions instead of trying to solve anything. I dumped his ass immediately.

She said Amelia dressed like a whore because she felt insecure. Rather than recognizing her own worth, she fed into her Kraft Dinner emotions and is all the worse for it.

by Dr. Fishy Nooo February 8, 2021

Don't play with my emotions

This saying is used as a means to express a liking of something that generally would be 'too good to be true.' It is to be said in a non-deadpan manner, with optimistic tone. When said, emphasis should be on the word 'my.'

For an alternative usage of this saying, it could be something that you dislike or would rather someone not say even if its true, but you must change your tone accordingly.

Often times this saying can be started by using the word "listen."

Ex1:

Dave: Finally I get a couple days off of work, I have a beach house that I have been dying to go to! Would you like to come with me?

Laura: Don't play with MY emotions, I'll have my bags packed in 20 minutes.

Ex2:

Dave: I cant believe we didn't even get to try the cake, its already all gone!

Laura: Listen, don't play with MY emotions, they didnt even leave us a crumb.

by msgmichael August 31, 2010

emotionship

n. A relationship based upon drama. For those who don't feel loved unless there is some crisis within the relationship.

Monica and Bobby are in an emotionship. They just can't seem to be happy unless one of them is screaming.

by Muskratjim October 3, 2012

Emotions

Emotions is the word for dumbasses who can't spell emoticons.

Link: You emotion stealer
Mike: You dumbass

by Mike February 12, 2005

Emotions

How you feel about everything in life.

Why do I have so many emotions?

by Ssmmaarrtt ggiirrll May 31, 2016