Delta Kappa Epsilon

1. Delta Kappa Epsilon is the 10th oldest fraternity in the country. Delta Kappa Epsilon (Also known as DKE) was founded in Phi-Yale on June 22, 1844 by 15 outstanding men in the old south hall room 12. 5 US presidents were DEKES (another term for brothers of Delta Kappa Epsilon) DEKES spend most of their time drinking nattys with the boys and training their pledges. (Not hazing, these hands don’t haze)
2. The finest guys on the row
3. Future millionaires

Are you going to the Delta Kappa Epsilon party later? I heard the brothers are sexy and have big dicks.

by nattydaddy12 September 16, 2019

Lambda Phi Epsilon

Not satisfied with the single Asian fraternity on the campus aka bitches of University of California, Los Angeles, Lambda Phi Epsilon was founded on February 25, 1981, by principal founder Mr. Craig Ishigo and a group of eighteen other dedicated men. Noticing that Asian fraternities and sororities at the UC campuses were recognized as only service organization due to their memberships focus on Asians and to the exclusion of other ethnic groups, the goal of the founders was to transcend this limitation.

Burning the Lambda fire, Bleeding the Lambda Blue, and Living the Lambda LiFE.
LFE till the day i die
The largest and ONLY internationally recognized asian interest fraternity in the WORLD.
Lambda Phi Epsilon.

by danddda December 1, 2006

Phi Delta Epsilon

A medical and pre-med fraternity that has chapters internationally. The Binghamton chapter was the first pre-med chapter established. It has a lot of hot guys and girls (did I mention it's co-ed?) who have the brains for getting into various health related fields and who also hold a lot of volunteer events.

1- Damn I wanna be a cool doctor.
2- You should join Phi Delta Epsilon.

Nice shoes wanna rush?

by PDE AB October 19, 2008

edsel ford high school

Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.

idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.

idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.

idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.

by edgar allen poe...i think August 20, 2008

Edsel

A car the the Ford Motor Comapany made in the late 1950's (1958-1960). The life of the Edsel didnt last long because no one liked the trademark "Horse-Collar" grill or the odd name. It is a very very rare car, very few were produced. Some of the models were: Citation, Pacer, Roundup, Ranger, and the Corsair

ME: Wow! Did you just see that Edsel?
YOU: That the fuck is an Edsel?

by BillyGunn September 27, 2007

epsilon

1) A really really small positive number (i.e. 0.00000001)
2) The fifth letter of the greek alphabet
3) What mathematicians such as Paul Erdos call little kids; a beautiful use of definition #1

"That's a cute epsilon! Is it a boss or a slave?" - Paul Erdos, Hungarian mathematician (obtained from 'The Man who loved Only Numbers')

by Sasha Ramani September 23, 2005

Tau Kappa Epsilon

The nation’s largest fraternity. Devoted to recruiting and developing superior men of character. Often comprised of members representing the best in academics, athletics and social ability. Known for throwing the sickest parties on campus. Often found winning every Greek event known to man. Lacking in conceited douche bags who think popping your collar or making fun of people makes you cooler than others. Loved by women.

Random Rush: "Tau Kappa Epsilon throws a sweet party bro."
Random Rush 2: "Yeah, the guys are pretty tight too."
Guys' Female Friend: "You two go ahead, I'll have one of them walk me home..."

by ilovescotch April 23, 2006