edgenuity

hell disguised as a website for school.

you've never seen suffering until you've seen edgenuity

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Edgenuity

A summer school online program founded by a bullshit loser and used in many places where they actually want you to fail, like in kearny high school

"Can you believe it? I stayed up the entire night to finish my Edgenuity work and they made me fail the course!"

by Cosmo(CV) July 31, 2018

ow the edge

1. when you cover up part of "Shadow the Hedgehog"

2. a statement used when someone utters an overly edgy statement

1. ----ow the
-edge----

2. edgy kid: i want you to kill yourself
other human: ow the edge

by FlashlightMemelord February 27, 2018

edgewalk

In For Honor or other fighting games, when the victor of a battle slowly walks away after winning to seem cool. They would also maybe say things like "pitiful" or "futile" as they walk away.

Winner: Futile.
Loser: He's Edgewalking!

by SocaPoka September 6, 2020

Tight around the edges

"It's not even an expression, it is now."
-CarlSagan42

It's a little tight around the edges

by CarlSagan42 November 28, 2019

Danny Edge

A potato that likes pizza, Netflix, cuddling, and making Youtube videos; And if he ever skips a haircut, then he will look like a rapist.

Danny Edge is a fucking sexy beast! I think I'm going go watch Netflix with him!

by _paulzimmmer January 19, 2015

Edgenuity

The learning website that was made in hell and used as a form of torture, especially during the covid-19 pandemic.

It makes people want to be in school rather than doing edge. It gives you hours of work EVERY day when you would rather be playing fortnite or watching netflix. There are always a lot of assignments and quizzes.

John: I wish the teachers would give us less work during the covid-19 pandemic.
Joseph: Yeah, edgenuity is killing me.
John: It's too much work, I already have 15 overdue assignments!
Joseph: Good luck with that.

by Covid-19onlineschool May 15, 2020