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n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.
"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."
by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004
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cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.
Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?
by moofmonkey November 25, 2003
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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.
Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.
by Sadiesez June 2, 2010
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Cheese eating surrender monkey

The Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys live in France and Wisconsin, namely the green bay packers.
The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys live in france
by DiamondComodo April 26, 2022
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Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
by peach_pit April 25, 2025
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