Dyslexic

Chloe Hoogenboom

‘Chloe is such a dyslexic chode’

by Pickflowersnotfights June 13, 2018

Dyslexic Bitch

A girl that will think a gangsta with tattoo's all over his body, covered in red from head to toe, blunt hanging out of his mouth, showing his glocks and chain's whos name is Pimp G and says that "He's so beautiful, he's also so nice, he couldn't hurt a fly." Shes a girl that sees guys backwards. First used by Dciggs in October 2010. Arpund this time he started using the prases "ENOUGH!!!" and "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!" Possible related to 2pacs "They know we've had enough, but they don't give a fuck."

Shar'iqiana: He look its Pimp G, he's so nice. I love him.
Dcigg's: ENOUGH! You a dyslexic bitch.

by Opacity October 21, 2010

Dyslexicography

The act of writing wrong dictionaries, with results usually displayed on English-language street signs in non English-speaking countries or poorly-translated product labels

Dyslexicography examples include: ''WORKING VEIHCLE ENTERY AND EXIT '(Israel); 'PLEASE PAY YOUR PARKING FEE BEFORE EXISTING' (Israel); ''DEFORMED MAN TOILET' (China); 'ERECTION IN PROGRESS '(China) ; 'CHOCOLATE SPREAD IS PERFECT FOR FEELING SANDWICHES'

by sid_sloth June 29, 2016

Dyslexic by accident

Somebody who misreads something

"Don't judge him, he's dyslexic by accident"

by KP2003 March 25, 2020

dyslogic

A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.

Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.

by You rReal Name January 7, 2021

Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Dyslexic jackass

can’t spell for shit and probably will bald at 19

Dam bro look at that dyslexic jackass

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022