dysanthrope

A person who has achieved the highest level of enlightenmet -- an understanding that humans are stupid by definition.

A dysanthrope knows you are a complete jackass without ever needing to meet you.

by Dysanthrope April 12, 2022

The DeSean Jackson

Purposely wasting time before scoring while playing a sport. Done regularly by DeSean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles.

Austin to the 30, the 20, the 10, down the end zone line.........still not in........(30 seconds later) touchdown!

Wow, Miles Austin just pulled The DeSean Jackson!

by t-goz2107 December 23, 2010

Desean

A person who plays games alot. Doesn't have no game. He could have the perfect girl but he choose's to fondal with him self. Love Asian girls and rates them a ten. Light skinned for no reason. He's a good kid but mentally confused at times. He's secretly depressed but doesn't realize it yet.

You see how the way that guy acts he acts just like a desean.

by Joeyspark96 February 16, 2018

Dysentery of the Nose

When your nose won't stop spewing out substances that you would rather not see.
Also known as the Common Cold.

ACHOO!" "Bless you." "Thanks. Dysentery of the nose SUCKS." "I know, right?

by Tiffany Aching September 7, 2010

deysean

She is a beautiful women who likes to suck dick

Deysean likes to suck off big dick

by Taylor.p June 25, 2017

dasean

He is very retarded but yet funny he also flirts with the opps. He's also very dorky when it comes to superman and spiderman he also eats ASS a lot

EW UR DASEAN

by quierdo $$1234567 March 19, 2017

desean

Broccoli Boy, Tiny Penis Nerd, RUDE, is annoying, always says “i’m at work”, LIAR, CHEATER. Kinda Tall idk, looks like he rolled around in a pile of poopy.

ew that kid “Desean”

by ur mom is a potato June 2, 2020