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Black Dynamite Deduction

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.
*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie
by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016
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dynamite

1. a type of bomb, usually these red sticks looking thing
2. a term for "awesome"
1. Those aren't candles.. These are DYNAMITES!"
2. That Sentai series Dynaman was dynamite!
by ChoujinkiMetalder December 28, 2005
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dynamite in the sack

Someone who is very passionate and talented at making love.

I.e. as vehement and fiery as dynamite put into a sack, which is the 'bed' in the navy jargon.
That lady, despite her old age, was dynamite in the sack.
by Frank Camagni October 11, 2015
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Dynamite Rave

Just recently voted as the "Greatest Dance Dance Revolution song of all time", according to official Konami polls
It's a fact.
by YOU = TEH WAPANESE November 29, 2003
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Tasty Dynamite

Performing the act of licking flavoured candle wax out of your lovers butt crack.

Step By Step
Take a 12 inch candle(Preferable red, and flavoured!)
SHOVE THAT FUCKER IN YOUR ASS
Lay face down untill all the wax has melted into your but crack
Get lover to LICK THAT SHIT UP!
I was with your kinky girlfriend last night and i gave her some Tasty Dynamite.
by markusshoe February 22, 2008
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napoleon dynamite

a movie that i personally enjoyed for its oddball humor.

a movie that some people hate just because a lot of buttholes quote it all the time and just because it's popular. hating napoleon dynamite just because a lot of other people like it is a bad reason to hate it. it's like hating peanut butter or jelly just because it's popular.
i watched napoleon dynamite and thought it was funny and a good movie overall. if you don't like my opinion, tough luck.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
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disarm zee dynamite

A phrase from the multiplayer game Return to Castle Wolfenstein. In-game, used to inform team mates that there is dynamite that needs disarming. In everyday, 'practical' use, often inserted into a statement much as an exclimation point would be used.
Zee dynamite, it must be disarmed! DISARM ZEE DYNAMITE!
by Fangrel January 12, 2004
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