Dumpster Diving

The act of performing analingus on someone after they have defecated and not showered or bathed.

My husband insisted on dumpster diving, even after I ate Taco Bell and had the runs.

by GoBaut619 April 22, 2017

Dumpster Dive

To lick and suck at or around a man or womans asshole.

The best part of sex with Lindsay was the dumpster dive. She would leave my ass sparkling clean.

I love to combine a dumpster dive with a hand job. I can get him off so fast

by Blackroux June 23, 2011

Dumpster diving

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.

This is also a great insult.

Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving

You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!

by Brian H December 28, 2005

dumpster dive

a hunt for garbage piles, garbage cans & garbage bins, and loot for (buried?) treasure.

go at your own risk.

Mark: "Sally and Jamie and I are going on a (dumpster) dive this afternoon."

Mike: "REALLY? Can i come too??"

Mark: "No."

by the_planarian May 14, 2005

Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition

Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan

by bzerkap April 10, 2015

Dumpster Diving

fucking your ex because you have nobody else to fuck while they are knoked out.

I went dumpster diving again!

Moobiessss likes to go dumpster diving

Because no one likes man boobs.(:

by Angie Giangrasso(: September 20, 2009

Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage

Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.

by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010