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Digger Phelps

An expression of displeasure or annoyance that something has gone horribly. This is based on the idea that Digger Phelps not only is a complete tool of a man, but when it comes to basketball, couldn't analyze his way out of a damp sheep.

The word 'Digger' is completely interchangeable with the word 'Fuck'. In times of over the top levels of failure, Digger Fucking Phelps may be used, abbreviated as DFP for texting.

This is the exact opposite of Jay Bilas
Guess what honey, you get to take me and my girlfriends shopping at the outlet stores this weekend!!!
<muttered> Digger!

Dad, I'm really sorry I got chocolate on your Peyton Manning jersey. It's OK though, cause it doesn't fit anymore...right?
Digger Phelps!

Dude, remember that time we had all the guys from the team over for that party and your mom was home? Yeah, we all banged her.
<shouted> Digger Fucking Phelps!
by CCBM ryoder April 16, 2013
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Duggary

The act of touching young ladies inappropriately while they are sleeping.
Not to be confused with skullduggery which is what pirates do, which may possibly include male on male duggary and even buggery
John's girlfriend fell asleep watching the movie so we all had a quick bit of duggary.

My step-daughter came home drunk last night and passed out on the couch. I duggared her and fapped about it afterwards.

A wonderful thing is a duggar, a duggar's a wonderful thing, you wait til your sister is sleeping, and then diddle her snatch with your finger.
by Slap the Penguin June 8, 2015
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Duggaring

To engage in pedophilia while at the same time claiming gay and transgender individuals are the ones posing a risk to children.
Say Josh, what in the duggaring hell are you doing with your sister(s)?
by Terrordactyl May 23, 2015
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Duggar Bait

A young girl that is forced to wear jean skirts, long hair, and usual Pentecostal attire, which in doing so will attract certain pedophiles or their older siblings.
Hey Paul! Did you hear about the new girl in church? Yeah man but I steered clear away once I saw her, she was total Duggar Bait. Besides, I hear that Josh kid is already making moves on her... lucky bastard.
by ianthegreat June 7, 2015
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Grave Digger

A man who targets and grooms women, then later abuses them. Plotting and love bombing, maybe swindling them out of money. She might lose her life, or be beat, raped.

A fraud. A wifebeater. A rapist. A gender-based violence perpetrator. A bad bad man.

a Grave Digger is same as a Red Flag Guy. RUN.
"I heard he beat his ex. He lies a lot. I think he's a danger for you. Seems like a Grave Digger. Think you need to protect yourself from this freak"
by ThxDawg September 28, 2023
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duggar

(verb) - to assault or abuse a person, especially a woman or child sexually

Verbified after the announcement of the Duggar family that their son molested his sisters.
"A friend told me Josh admitted that he duggared his sister."
"I was duggared by my brother."
by NeedyUrologist May 24, 2015
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Lone Digger

1. A person who dances by themselves at a night club or disco.
2. A popular song by a band called caravan palace
" Have you seen that guy at the club? He's such a lone digger"
by the nobodies April 20, 2017
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