Dudesplaining

"Dudes" that are vaguely "splaining" every damn thing imaginable. Some talk about dicks, some talk about LeBron James, some talk about absolutely nothing pertaining to much of anything.

Just a group of guys dudesplaining shit the world needs to hear. Explaining random informative

by Nubbs69 August 10, 2017

Two Dudes Gettin Rude

When you and your best buddy decide to insert your man meat into each other’s tender anus.

Two dudes gettin rude: Dude? You wanna get rude with me?

by Daggerosso October 20, 2019

Two's or Dudes

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011

Dudeson

One of the four craziest stuntmen from Finland. The Dudesons have a show on Spike TV which consists of them performing stunts and pulling pranks, including shitting in mailboxes, recieving darts to the stomach, and setting each other on fire while they sleep. The Dudesons are: Jukka, Jarno, Jarppi, and HB. They have befriended the skateboarding Jackass, Bam Margera, and the show finally gained access to homes across North America, as well as other continents, and is currently in the progress of causing misery to the parents of fans like me.

'These guys were started before Jackass was started' Steve-O
'The Dudesons f*cking rock!' Bam Margera

by [e-mail] July 9, 2006

Dude von Dudenstein

A nickname for a tight friend

Sydney Fife: Dude von Dudenstein!

by Sgt. Lincoln Osiris May 15, 2009

Dudesnack

A male subject who one picks up or hooks up with; usually at a bar or social scene. Dudesnacks may be used for purely social reasons or full on relations.

Dudesnacks may be scooped at any time after lunch.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Probably going to the bar to pick up some tasty dudesnacks.

by smculver April 29, 2009

Thirsty Ass Dudes

Guys who continue to contact a girl after being repeatedly told they are not wanted.

Guy: Hey! :) you didn't text back yesterday, i'm sure your phone was dead. it's okay! what's up?
Girl: I told you yesterday, I DIED. Stop texting me!!
Guy: Okay, i'll text you later :)
Girl's Friend: Ugh, thirsty ass dudes. Smh.

by Smart@$$girl December 19, 2011