Cum Drinker 

Someone who loves sperm. They drink it on a regular basis.

"Would you like to drink some cum, CUM DRINKER???"

Cum Drinker by Loveass September 18, 2003

baby drinker 

The act of drinking "Man Chowder".

Damn yo' you sure like to drink babies! There are still some on your chin that have crusted over. Don't waste that shit! Those babies are like GOLD!

Baby Drinker
Song:
Babies in my baby bottle
Heat them up to 98 degrees
They slide down my throat looking for an egg
They get down to my belly

baby drinker by Manboy378 August 1, 2007

Cadbury drinker 

Someone who gets drunk off a small amount of alcohol.

Cadbury's chocolate blocks are advertised as having a "glass and a half of full cream dairy milk" in every block.

A "Cadbury drinker" gets pissed off about a glass and a half of beer.

Look mate, Matt's had half a shandy and he's rat-arsed already. He's such a Cadbury drinker.

Cadbury drinker by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Closet Drinker 

A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.

Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!

Closet Drinker by neotheo April 20, 2009

american aquarium drinker  

Used in the Wilco song I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Jeff Tweedy is saying that he is a heavy drinker. A figure of speech meaning he drinks as much as an aquarium could hold.

Apple Picker - "I get drunk so easily, I am definitely not an american aquarium drinker."

american aquarium drinker

american aquarium drinker by LEXIWORLD October 2, 2008

drinkee 

An invitation extended by an inebriated male at a late hour, usually via text message, to a female with the understanding that sex is being solicited.

Drunk man: Drinkee?

drinkee by Shaniqua'a February 8, 2008

Bud Light drinker 

A woke person, often from LGBTQIA+ community

Hey, is that a guy in a dress? Yes, he’s a

Bud Light drinker.

Bud Light drinker by ChrisMeth April 19, 2023