douchebitch

a female version of a douchbag

You're being a douchebitch.

by SMKoch April 27, 2011

Douchepinion

The sharing of an opinion, but in an insulting or harsh way.

Eric: You gays don't deserve rights! You disgusting waste of human space!
Tim: Dude, stop sharing your douchepinion.

by Zedahktur April 11, 2016

douchebitch

Any person, male or female, who is both a douchebag and a bitch

Don't be such a douchebitch!

by Shooter667 October 30, 2010

Douchebitch

A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"

Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.

by CallItLikeItIs October 4, 2012

douchetits

Female expendibility of epic proportions.

Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!

by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008

douchepickle

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.

"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."

by Stobyoia September 3, 2009

Douchepot

The douche of all douches that spawns more douches by influencing them with their douchiness.

Jon from Jon and Kate Plus Eight is a douchepot. He's inspired other semi-douches to become full-time douches by wearing Ed Hardy and not paying child support.

by jablesandcage August 9, 2010