Dorf

When your having mad anal and decide to let off your load into your fish tank

Dude last night I pulled a dorf on melissa. My fish died this morning

by Juanandres June 16, 2017

Dorf

A very unattractive Girl hat has the qualities of...
1.Pale Skin
2.Freckles
3.Overly Skinny
4.Bad Hygeine
5.Wears Braces or Retainers

Person 1.Do you think Hilary is hot?
Person 2.Ewww no omg shes such a Dorf!

by Matthew Jared December 9, 2008

Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010

Dorf Fort

Short for Dorf Fortress, phonetic spelling of a common pronunciation of the game's title. Primarily used within the game's community when referring to the game in a light-hearted way. See Dwarf Fortress

Hay guize, let's run a succession game of Dorf Fort!

Alright, because I'm a huge dumb, I'm going to be doing a DORF FORT LP for all you lovely people.

by An Onny Mousse October 19, 2011

Dorfing

Cumming on your own chest and letting it dry repeating multiple days in a row until you have a giant cum mass on your torso

I've started Dorfing and my shirt is glued to my chest

by Stephen B May 31, 2017

g-dorf

The act of fisting using a purple glove to replicate the purple aura of ganondorf's "b-move" in super smash brothers

"Yo, Chad I g-dorfed Suzy last night."

by themaskedharraser September 26, 2013

snorkle dorf

Any man over the age of 25 with a compulsion to sniff the banana seats of little girls bicycles.

"Susie, don't ever leave your bike in the yard. Our neighbor Lonny is a snorkle dorf."

by Rex Hammer November 9, 2006