Dutch Doored

A girl getting penetrated both vaginaly and analy by 2 men at the same time. Double penatration.

We were so drunk last night, wife got Dutch Doored by me and Kenny and I think our balls touched.

by beanboy March 7, 2009

Dooser

One (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. Usu. prefaced by "the," not "a"

"So I got a call from prison last night and..."
"Was it the Dooser?"
"How'd you know?"

by THE KBC January 29, 2009

Doose

South Nee Jersey slang for Douche

Rocky cancelled his trip upstate. He doosed everyone.

by South Jersey Slang Coordinator June 16, 2018

molly dooked

means fully sick! it can be reffered to as anything you want it to be.

Thats Fuckin Molly Dooked Bro
Dude, Your not Molly Dooked no more

by prodger August 25, 2006

Doused

The opposite of "lit."
(Because you light a fire, and then you douse it ;)

Amy: Hey, I just failed my AP Environmental Science final.
Trump: Oh, doused, but you won't need that class because the environment is not important!

by doused June 20, 2017

doofed

To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.

I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.

by SB85 August 11, 2018

Doosen

The combined anatomic structure of the inner-meat on the outside of a female vagina, consisting of the labia (opening of the vagina) and the clitoris.

Example #1:
*First date*
Bachelor: "Your doosen stinks nice and good. I am prepared to perform coitus on it."
Female: "Are you going to buy me dinner first?"

Example #2:
"I had to reject her. Her doosen smelled like vinegar and parmesan cheese"

by SlangEngineer69 February 7, 2023