kid 1:hello
lover.do you wanna engage in meaningful "mind sex"?
kid 2:
nope.
kid 1:wtf?!
kid 2:you are not my
lover anymore.
kid 1:well then who is???? you fucking cunt!
kid 2:my doobie.
kid 1:WTF?!
kid 2:yes. it pleasures my mind in more ways than you can possibly fathom.