Derby Kiss

An affectionate headbut, usually given by a person from the town of Derby, often known as 'nutting' someone.

Zidane and Materazzi after the 2006 world cup final... Materazzi called Zidanes mother an affectionate name thus, leading to a Derby Kiss

by GiorgiO May 14, 2012

derbadib

An extremely sophisticated way to pronounce the word "derivative". This pronunciation was derived during an AP Calculus AB course. Only the coolest and most calculus-savvy people are allowed to use this version of the word.

Moiz- "Hey, Brandon, we need to find the derbadib in order to calculate the total length of these infinite, infinitesimally small line segments in order to get the length of the arc."

Brandon- "Werp."

by PakiTrumpetBeast March 15, 2011

Derby wife

A roller derby soul mate, the woman who you knew from the first second that you'd been separated at birth, who will hold your hair when you throw up after drinking too much, arrange bail, ride in the ambulance with you and set your real husband straight on the Derby world.

Invented by Kacey Bomber of the Los Angeles Derby Dolls, if you don't have a Derby wife you ain't a Derby person.

(a Derby Wife) may not even be your best friend in the league or the sport, but she’d be the one you know will be the first one to back you up, even if you’re dead wrong. - 2003, Kacey Bomber, Los Angeles Derby Dolls

by Willy Callit January 25, 2010

Ridin Derby

A phrase which refers to a women's roller derby team conducting themselves in a manner that would serve to represent their players as dirty, skanky, slutty, outrageous, and audacious, all in an effort to convince people that they are cool. They just look dirty.

Hahaha. I saw those crazy pics of you on the internet after the game. You were really Ridin Derby!

by >>>AQUAFINA>>> September 19, 2009

brown derby

The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!

Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment

Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!

by Travis Urban October 18, 2008

Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.

I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!

by Physically a horse June 12, 2018

derbyshire

A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.

Derbyshire is in the centre of England.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015