disappointment

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disappointment

by wowza666 June 8, 2019

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Disappointer

You made me so happy to see you again, everytime I'm with you my heart lights up like a fireflies arse. I'm selfish. I wanted more. NO. I NEEDED more. You said yes and I thought today was a perfect day, and I guess yesterday was...

It was after midnight you let me down. I understood when you said you couldn't reply, but you said you'd show. 6 minutes and I would have been back in that place of ecstacy, 6 minutes and we could've stolen a piece of time for just ourselves. I waited. I was beyond tired but I pushed. My teeth chattered and still I gave 20 moments longer than I should've.

You revealed the true nature of a disappointer; sleep comes easy to those that cry their heart out, and no longer carry the pain of unmet expectations.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

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Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009

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disappointed Dusty

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.

“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018

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