Hunt's Disease 

A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.

I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.

Hunt's Disease by thirdengine June 19, 2011

Vothm's Disease 

A man who is too easily distracted by and infatuated with a women. - VOTHM 'Victim of the Hairy Magnet'

I haven't seen Bill around for months - he's been chasing that girl he met. Look's like a bad case of Vothm's disease..

Vothm's Disease by Mikeywood May 8, 2013

Dalek's Disease 

Dalek's Disease or Dalek's Syndrome is the condition of having damage on the F1 games.

"Damage, do you have dalek?"

-Wazuk

"Yes, I have dalek's disease."

-dalek

Dalek's Disease by dalek1111 June 20, 2021

old timer's disease 

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition

When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

old timer's disease by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017

Gruv's Disease 

A neurological condition in which a patient suffers sporadic outbursts of anger starting in one's middle age.

Sufferers are known to be calm throughout their lives and never get angry until some time in their 40s thru 60s. This all ends with an outburst of verbal anger, typically directed against those known to the patient, in which victims feel threatened.

After first outburst, a few years will typically pass until the next outburst. Intervals between outbursts will divide in half from then on, until patient becomes unmanageable and must be institutionalized.

There is no known cure or treatment for this condition.

Not inherited, but occurs in white and black people, mostly those of Slavic, Mediterranean, and African descent, and never in Asians or Native Americans.

My brother had to be put in a nursing home because he had Gruv's Disease.

Gruv's Disease by Bed time June 23, 2010

Dunlap's Disease 

A condition in which the victim's stomach folds over their pants and past their belt.
Origin probably with "That guy's gut has "done lap"ed over his belt. Hence the name "Dunlap's Disease".

"I developed Dunlap's at about 230 lbs"

"Have you seen Bob? Hes getting a sever case of Dunlap's Disease from eating all that fast food all the time.

Dunlap's Disease by David ross September 5, 2007

Dane Cook's Disease 

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

Dane Cook's Disease by C Miller July 3, 2008