beautiful disaster

A girl who is very beautiful on the outside but on the inside is a tangled mess

You make me a beautiful disaster

by XlovethelifeyouliveX February 14, 2010

disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.

I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'

by snager August 10, 2018

Collin Disc

An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.

"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"

by Gorbont March 7, 2019

aol disc

A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.

Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!

Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!

by J. Spearin March 21, 2007

Disastar

Lousy actor who makes a boatload of cash

That Hollywood actor's a disastar but he makes us a lotta coin!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

Disc Daddy

The person responsible for introducing another person to the sport of Disc Golf.

I am better than David now, but he is my Disc Daddy.

by Lurchimess August 30, 2021

disasterrific

Used by Rikku in Final Fantasy X2. Brother doesn't think it's proper, but Yuna picks it up anyway. Describes a really tense or bad situation.

Brother: "How are things going down there?"
Rikku: "Disasteriffic!"

by melicia April 10, 2004