When you’re using a vibrator that wasn’t fully charged so you keep stopping to briefly charge it so you can finish but you never charge it long enough to give it enough juice to get the job done.
After her vibe died three times, Kay decided to put and end to the disasterbation and threw the useless thing across the room.
by Bill’s Meat April 16, 2021
the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure
by oso good April 30, 2023
A calamitous event, one occurring suddenly and causing great misfortune; a failed attempt at masturbation.
If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation
If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation
Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man...
Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real
Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real
by ^RoxyRoll^ March 10, 2018
Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
by Baldginger June 12, 2012