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Diploma

a paper that says that you're still a fuck up, but now you can work
Rory: Dude! I just got my diploma
Robert: Sweet dude, now your just a fuck up with a piece of paper sayin your good to work
by iliketomoveitmoveit9876321 November 15, 2009
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Diplomatic Counter-Strike

A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.

Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.

The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.

Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.

Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
"THE DEAL HAS GONE SOUR! CAP 'EM ALL! DIPLOMATIC COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER WORKS"
by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008
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diplomacy

The act of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Typical U.S. diplomacy:

"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
by C-Mills February 22, 2008
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depoop

Verb. To remove a prawn's digestive system during the shell peeling process.

A prawn (or shrimp) will normally shit itself when it realises it has just been thrown into boiling water or on a barbecue. Therefore after the prawn is cooked, and you peel off the shell, you will find a string of black stuff running down its back. This can be easily removed by digging the index finger in just behind its head, grabbing the black string-like thing and pulling down towards the tail. This is commonly known as "depooping".
Hey, did you depoop this prawn? I see black stuff !!
by doc brown June 28, 2007
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dipole moment

Same thing as bruh moment. But for people with a very much more enhanced intellect than those of bruhs that say bruh moment. This phrase is used when something of importance good or bad happens and you can say "that was a dipole moment," usually followed by the popular phrase "Its chill" popularized by the very famous and respected philosopher Ivan the car washer.
"My friend Ricky said he was going to go to dinner with me, he stood me up because he wanted to grind fortnite. When I was waiting at wendys for him cause we were gonna get a four for four and he didn't show I was like "this is a dipole moment, but its chill" so I went home and clapped his cheeks in creative. "
by Bruh moment 4 life September 27, 2019
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Diplomancy

A school of magic associated with winning hearts and minds.
Their deep councils had studied diplomancy. When negotiations started going badly, they brought in their most skilled diplomancers to try to reach accord.
by tfields March 17, 2010
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Diplodoculus

Its a Diplodoculus!
by Wow that was really cool! October 30, 2020
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