Diplomats

Diplomacy is the art and practice of conducting negotiations between accredited persons (the diploma of the diplomat) representing groups or nations. It usually refers to international diplomacy, the conduct of international relations through the intercession of professional diplomats with regard to issues of peace-making, culture, economics, trade and war. International treaties are usually negotiated by diplomats prior to endorsement by national politicians.

China: "We'll trade you stuff."

USA: "Alright."

Diplomats suck.

by Naota.3k December 28, 2005

diplomat

The art of telling someone to go fuck themselves in such a way that it sounds like a high compliment.

Captain Picard is an excellent diplomat.

by Ficcus June 16, 2016

The Polish Diplomat

A Claw Hammer

Some fool cut me off in my car. Lucky for me I was prepared, so I brought out the Polish Diplomat and showed that fool what time it was!

by Marquito del Muerte September 29, 2011

Diplomatic Gum

Gum used to freshen breath before an important meeting or social engagement. Coined by Captain Bruce Ripley on the show Outer Space Astronauts.

The meeting with the visiting ambassadors is about to start. It's time to don our diplomatic hats and bring some diplomatic gum for everyone.

by Tangok1ng March 3, 2010

diplowmatic immunity

Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.

A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 8, 2021

dilbrater

A combination between a dildo and a vibrater.

"You can have my old vibrater because with my dilbrater it feels a million times better."

by jgar6 September 30, 2008

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005