dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Dingfod

A kinder way to call someone an asshole.

Hey dingfod! Get away from that!

by Don T Smith January 5, 2008

Park your dingo

A term coined by Sir Marc of the Shires during an especially heated discussion with an Australian. The term is analogous to the English term "Hang fire".

"To delay doing something, especially making a decision, because you are waiting to see what will happen"

Aussie1: Let's jump in this cab.
Aussie2: Park your dingo ! the bus will be here in 2 mins.

by Yogles August 8, 2014

dingo fucker

A derogatory term for an Australian.

Look at that stupid dingo fucker with his outback hat.

by Draque December 6, 2004

dingo ugly

post two bagger

dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)

a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*

by Flinchey September 2, 2006

dongdow

The opening in front of boxers that is a window for the wearer's dong. Not to be confused with a cocket.

Gross! Close your dongdow man. I can see your whole package with it open.

by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008

Dingmon

Someone who likes to get drunk and pisses in random places.

Did you see that dingmon last night who pissed all over the bar?

by IHateYou!! July 6, 2010