Diet Coke

A girl who is under the legal drinking age, and so must order a soda instead of alcoholic beverage when dining.

Bartender: "What will it be?"
Man: "I'll have a beer, and she will have a diet coke."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

Diet Coke

The stuff I can't get enuff of; second to sex. Diet Coke is my beverage of choice!!!! I can go through a twelve pack of Diet Coke in two days. I am addicted to Diet Coke.

Diet Coke is the best soda ever!!!

by Lilia October 10, 2005

Diet Coke

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"

"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"

by defiler19 April 11, 2010

Diet coke

Battery acid. That’s it. Pure battery acid

Customer: one Diet Coke please.
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?

by BigTimeRushIsC00l July 15, 2019

Diet Coke

puke

Diet Coke is gross

by NepgearAfficionado November 1, 2021

Diet Coke

A person who will many times be known as a trix. One who does not have all the flavor and has a poor aftertaste. A person who follows. Many times known as a f***ing Brian

Jack is just a Diet Coke, dude. He adds nothing to our group flavor as a whole.

by FoPaSean March 30, 2007

Diet Coke Condom

When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.

The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.

Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021