fart detective

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.

True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.

by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011

myspace detective

not a creep, lurk, or a freak, a person that is a detective on myspace

señor 1: dude how did you get that girl's screen name?
myspace detective: i though i told you im a certified myspace detective, git on ma level breh breh!

by myspace detective February 18, 2008

Detective ElitePrime

A shit scottish driver on Redline.

Look at that Detective ElitePrime! What a shit and disgrace to driving!

by Demonic Elf September 15, 2020

detective work

group sex

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?

by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008

Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.

Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.

by Professor Pseudonym March 31, 2011

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

the hungry detective

An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.

The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.

by B Crouch April 13, 2021