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A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick
by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015
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Punch em in the dick

The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.
Juicy karkass quotes:

"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."

"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."

"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."
by whaargarbl April 18, 2010
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punch a baby in the dick

To be so angry you will do something irrational.
"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"
by Chris Marks August 31, 2006
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throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.
by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014
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November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.
Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021
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Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.
by TurdShark January 3, 2020
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Punch in the dick

A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.
Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.
by Hangglidesanfran May 31, 2015
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