Dickrodynamic

Completely shaved and ready for intercourse; so as to make it faster for the penis to insert in the vagina.

"That bitch was dickrodynamic. She was sleek like dolphin."

I shaved everything below the waist to make it as dickrodynamic as possible. Mama needs to clear dem cobwebs.

by HoneyKittens April 14, 2021

dickwad

Your basic insult, vague but still mean. Used to insult males usually. Someone who doesn’t disserve your time

jerk, asshole, moron, stupid

Insulter: Wow, you're dumb
Insultie: Shutup Dickwad!

by Mary Margaret July 2, 2005

Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.

"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."

by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008

dickwolf

a jerk who tries to take credit for someone else's work. (After Dick Wolf who gets all his ideas for Law & Order from real crimes.)

Friend 1: We should probably get to the concert at least an hour early.

Friend 2: Yeah, we should probably get there like an hour early cause it’s gonna get packed.

Friend 1: I just said that, Dickwolf.

Friend: Oh, hah, sorry.

by tvjames July 18, 2009

Dickwad

Dick Wad was an American Journalist active in the 1940s, who was so unpopular with his colleagues his name became a general term of contempt.

In an ironic twist of fate, after WWII he went on an expedition into the Amazon. He was tortured and executed by tribesmen where his body was shrunk by witch doctors and subsequently used to mop up semen in fertility rites.

He doesn't deserve that Pulitzer, he's such a fucking dickwad.

by Rossiboy June 17, 2009

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

dickwolf

a mythical creature that only comes out at night. It consists of a wolf body and a dick head. There are many mutations of the dick wolf, sometimes the entire head is a dick including balls and sometimes it may only be the snout that is a dick.

OMG, I was attacked by a dickwolf last night!

by Miss Sparkles June 3, 2010