dickbant

banter that is focused around the subject of 'dicks' and other definitions for ones manhood.

"i've seen a whole football teams worth of dick!" is a classic example of dickbant

by lovekatbby25 October 2, 2009

Dickpinch

When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt

That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight

by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015

Dickbait

A girl that flirts with every guy at your school and the occasional guy who falls for her just gets his dick pic all over her Snapchat.

"Don't take her seriously; she's just dickbait

by JohnnyReb22 April 23, 2018

dickppointment

A pre-scheduled date made for the explicit purpose of smashing.

Girl 1: Where's Lauren at? She was supposed to bring the wine tonight.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear? She's at a dickppointment with Lawrence.

by antibullybullyclub May 2, 2019

Dickhairtie

Another word for a condom

Babe did you put on a dickhairtie

by Lovemychewedgum December 7, 2019

dickbaited

When you click on a dm or a ad and you get dick pics.

Beca: *clicks on dms*
Beca: Dick pics bruh ;-;

i got dickbaited yesterday :C

by Some weird stranger February 10, 2021

Dickbait

When a dude texts you but makes no effort to make plans. This sort of texting behavior makes you excited for potential D so you take the time to respond, but really it turns out to be a waste of your time and reading energy.

“Ben texted me and asked what I was up to this week.”

“Oh nice... Are you guys going to hang out?”

“No idea, he didn’t even ask. It was total dickbait.”

by Meeka2493 February 16, 2021