dick to ass ratio

The ratio between the length of one's dick and the length between the scrotum and the anal region (presumably the anal opening).

That guy's dick to ass ratio is at least 13:7.

by FistingJamboree August 13, 2017

dick-to-phone

The definition of dick-to-phone means a good connection.

Like when you have the dick-to-phone connection.

Honey, can you turn on the dick-to-phone ?

Dick-to-phone ??!!

Now THAT's a GOOD connection !!!

Can you put that on tape for me, please ?

Thank you...

by Johnny Lingas May 7, 2011

blood-to-dick ratio

Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight

Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.

by Lootze March 19, 2014

Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.

“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”

by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Dick to Brick

A practice of slapping one's penis against the coarse brick wall, for sexual pleasure. The practice is said to have originated in Cincinnati, Ohio.

"Can you hear the knocks? That's him doing "dick to brick" against your wall", said Misha.

by Tabarnak77 February 22, 2021

national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021