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One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.
Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore
by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009
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finger up dick

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A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?
by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020
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A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?
by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.
by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
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Dickfinger

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A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)
So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009
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an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.
guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!
by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005
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dickfinger

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a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.
I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.
by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005
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