Diary Queen

That beautiful temptress, guardian angel of all secret writings

Let me read them sexy life notes, DIARY QUEEN

Diary Queen by Charlie Sheenenator May 10, 2011

diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

diary tennis by clarebear81 April 2, 2011

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

A very popular graphic novel made and published by Jeff Kinney back in 2007. The story follows a middle schooler named Greg Heffley who tries to make a good impression for everybody but usually ends up failing, and he is concluded to be a sociopath and an asshole by most fans who read the books. Overall in my opinion, it is a great book series and one of the best to read.

"Have you read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid? It's my favorite book!"

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid by Cheesejuicelolxd June 7, 2022

diary of a wimpy kid

A book series that was written after Jane Austen visited the grave of William Shakespeare while listening to Mozart

A: this is so amazing
B:this is so totally a diary of a wimpy kid moment

diary of a wimpy kid by alex.andurr February 26, 2021

Diary whore 

a person that writes to often about themselves in a diary, sometimes not even their on diary.

sometimes spelled diarrehor

dude 1: Rebeca stole my diary and wrote in it!
dude 2: Told you she was a diary whore

Diary whore by Rafeeki1111 November 30, 2010

Diary of a Crush 

Series of 3 books by English/British author Sarra Manning, about a seriously cool vintage-wearin,g girl Edie. She falls in love with serial heartbreaker/art boy Dylan and they have lots of adventures in Manchester (which is actually an incredibly boring place. I live there).

About as brilliant as girlish teen reads get.

Girl: "Im leaving you."
Boy: "Not Edward Cullen D:"
Girl: "No. Dylan Kowalski. Diary Of A Crush. LOOK HIM UP."

Diary of a Crush by Catastrophe Waitress February 20, 2011

Diary of a wimpy kid

a terrible book and even worse movie about a dumbass self-centered prick of a middle school kid named Greg Hefley. The entire books are about him doing things like getting revenge on a girl who stopped him from cheating on a test, effectively insulting his supposed "friend" Rowley, and judging that people should just deal with the problems he causes. The movie is worse as the kids in it are ugly as hell and cannot act, the script is awful, and none of the jokes are funny. The only reason i know this much about the books are because my little brothers obsess over the books and want "to grow up to be like Greg hefley."

Guy 1: Hey did you read that book Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

Guy 2: I read the book and saw the movie and they both annoyed the fuck out of me

Diary of a wimpy kid by hypsmc September 20, 2010