desperate for that coin

being really desperate for something, usually money. like showing up at work right when your paycheque is ready.

you can’t hang with us cuz you have to work?? damn bitch you’re desperate for that coin.

by knappers May 28, 2023

desperatiff

Its a special phase in human life when its better just to shoot yourself in the head, than to cope with all the problems. When you think you are alone and have nowhere to turn to, so you crossing the limits to make your life seem less desperate.

He is a desperatiff, because he knows the autobiography of all the security guards in his building.

by yanatti February 14, 2010

desperate

Someone who wants something so bad they will go to extreme lengths to get it.

actually laughing at Jakcs pick up lines? that is so desperate.

by comma May 14, 2003

Desperanto

The use of unrelated words from a variety of languages, including English, in the same sentence to attempt to convey meaning while in a non-English speaking country. Often delivered in a panicky attempt to be understood.

Bill: Dude, how will we find the right train?

Alice: Don't worry, I speak Desperanto: Hola, ou est le train pour Barcelona bitte? A quelle hour does it salga por favor?

by Dr C-K April 18, 2009

Desperate Dick Syndrome

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

by Collin Jones October 2, 2007

Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

desperbation

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.

"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

by ironblueintention April 6, 2006