salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Seoul sitting desk

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.

My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.

by Raulcito August 28, 2017

Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.

Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.

by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

slam desks

Slamming desks is when two people of the same sex (usually male) rapidly slam their fronts together, usually bringing sexual pleasure to the individuals.

'Hey, Come over so we can slam desks' He suggested.

by saugen June 5, 2018

Desksheep

Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)

Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

desksexual

When u stick ur giant long things into desks .

Hey I'm a desksexual.. can I stick it in u

by The sexual guy 69 April 10, 2017