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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release
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Derivative

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.
“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”
by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025
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Derivative behavior

A response to today's stimuli based on previous events. Something that will impact decisions later in life.
The fighting he experienced early in his life created derivative behavior, that resulted in a successful MMA career.
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Derivative

Abstract Definition: For any smooth and differentiable mapping f:R->R, the derivative is an operator d/dx that takes f to df/dx, defined by the limit of the difference quotient f(x+h)-f(x)/h as h approaches 0.

Geometric Definition: The slope of the tangent line at any point of the graph of a function.
The Derivative of x^2 is 2x.
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derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.
Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad
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Sex derived

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Sex derived
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sex derived
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Jershara is confidence of a queen. She's has morals, she's a smart girl . Jershara is different from the rest so if you have one keep her locked away only for your eyes to see. She's beautiful thinking about her gives me chills. She has a gift a gift it is. Jershara can help you become a better person can make you dream of the impossible.
Jershara is a wonderful friend
Jershara derived from Ashara-An Arabic name (Feminine) meaning "beautiful peace".
by Ladybug37 June 5, 2023
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