All the personality of an airport departure lounge

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid

The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

Department of Prudish Intent

An American censorship board called Standards and Practices (also referred to as Department of Prudish Intent) is the name traditionally given to the department at a television network which is responsible for the moral, ethical, and legal implications of the program that network airs. Standards and Practices also ensure fairness on televised game shows, in which they are the adjunct to the judges at the production company level. They also have the power to write-up and suggest to fire TV network stars and employees for violations of standards and practices. The Department of Prudish Intent takes things too seriously and also censors minor things.

Department of Prudish Intent are a bunch of prudes!

by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017

department of seeking and destroying thots

DSDT. The dsdt is a powerful squad of thot slayers that Search for thottery in the dangerous thot filled areas to go into the biggest and most dangerous groups of thots (Tinder, Instagram, meet-me, random dating sites, most live stream sites. ) Each of our members is above human comprehension and can destroy the very universe at will. We are the Aggressors of thot territory.

FOR THE DSDT( department of seeking and destroying thots ) WE FIGHT The destruction of thottery RIGHT

by DSDT officer May 29, 2018

The HSPVA piano department

I mean, it's kind of self explanatory. The HSPVA piano department is a branch of the instrumental department at Kinder HSPVA, located in Houston Texas. they literally do one thing and one thing only, play piano.

"Hey dude, I got a friend in The HSPVA piano department. They might be able to play Rush E"

by Styx, like the river December 14, 2021

Saddle Brook Police Department

A building with a bunch of people who don't do anything, if you're rude they'll give you a job making the residents of the town upset.

If you drive like a maniacs by them they will praise you

The saddle brook police department is a joke

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Manhood department

Anything that has to do with something that manly men have/or do.

Guy 1: Your facial hair isn't growing, you're lacking in the manhood department.
Guy 2: Fuck you, at least I have a big penis, my manhood is all their.

by James7LaxBro December 26, 2011

Department of Homeland Security

(US GOVERNMENT) Cabinet level position created by the Bush Administration in 2003. One of the most costly and poorly executed reorganizations in US history, it essentially blew hundreds of billions of dollars on unrelated and pointless government projects intended to reward members of congress who sided with the president.

The DHS budget's largest line items are:

*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;

*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;

*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;

*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;

*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.

(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion

The Department of Homeland Security was created to bring most federally-controlled law enforcement bodies into one single, union-free, whistle-blower-free, department. Riders to the Homeland Security Act cost taxpayers billions in useless programs.

by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010