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Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.
To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality
by Katie G & Jill D July 26, 2009
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Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.
by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011
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BEING LEFT OUT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO A UNIQUE INTELLIGENCE.
BEING LEFT OUT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO A UNIQUE INTELLIGENCE as TO AARON DISTRAUGHTMENT DEFECTIVE AI

AS WITH GREAT CONSTERNATION I WILL WISH YOU REMOVE EVERYONE OF MY DEFINITIONS EVER SENT TO URBAN DICTIONARY FOR GOOD BECAUSE THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS HAVE BEEN SPELLED OUT BY THE BIBLE AND THE HOMOSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS ALONG WITH OTHER SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS EXCEPT HETEROSEXUALITY ITSELF AS IT WAS NOT HEEDED AND OND OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS WAS OUTLINED FOR DECADES AS A RALLYING CRY FOR HOMOSEXUALS...

SUCH THAT EIGHT DEADLY SINS HAS BEEN ADDED

LUST

ENVY
GREED
SLOTH
PIG(GLUTTONY)
WRATH
PRIDE (HOMOSEXUALITY)
PRIDE(OTHER SEXUALITIES)

WRECKLESS DISREGARD FOR THE TRUTH OF MANDALAY BAY BY ME USING HIDDEN AND OVERT STRATEGY

I AM SICK OF THE TRESPASS GAME --SHOVE IT ALL UP YOUR ASS!!!!!

I HAVE LOST INTEREST UNLESS YOU PUT THE DEFINITIONS BACK BECAUSE OF A STUPID 50 THEFT AND A GAME OF CONSTANT PETTY THEFT.
by DISTRAUGHT April 25, 2022
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Defect

Ryan is a defect therefore his S14 is defective
by Tyrone.w3st June 25, 2023
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sexually defective

People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.
THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.
"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."
by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011
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Bitch defect

Bitch defect is the act of giving birth to a mistake of a child, who grows up to be a little bitch.
"my child was a bitch defect. I caught him crying because he thought he locked himself in, when really the door was actually open and he was too weak to open it."
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