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Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.
by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009
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Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.
Decapitated are better than you.
by zappp November 15, 2005
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decapitation fetish

One who gets sexually aroused by severed heads have a decapitation fetish.

While people may consider this a serious mental or psychological disorder, it is better characterized as a hidden, barbaric side of the person.

As with any other fetish, the person is still socially acceptable, as long as nobody finds out and he/she can keep his/her thoughts in control.
Swinging his axe at the elven archer, he violently severs her beautiful face from her shoulders. As Elnaira's beheaded body falls to the ground, Bronsk grabs her decapitated head by her soft hair and comtemplates his new trophy: her peaceful blue eyes staring into nothingness, her blood-soaked mouth invitingly open, her tongue ready to caress his orcish phallus...

Bronsk would take the leader's head back home and release his barbaric lust by violently thrusting through its every orifice... then putting it on a stake outside, and then proceed to ejaculate on Elnaira's sweet features as a last act of lust and disgrace to her.
by Bronsk the Orc January 3, 2005
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decomposing rat fart

A class of fart above all other farts, it is the most rank and horrific fart known to humankind.
I will never forget that final decomposing rat fart my father passed postmortem.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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Decapitalk

Noun
Pertaining to or speaking of decapitations. Common in the film "X-Men Origins: Wolverine."
"Wow, I just saw the new X-Men."
"Haha damn, there was a lot of decapitalk in that."
by caciamaan00 May 2, 2009
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Cattle Decapitation

this is an amazing death-grind band. the only way i can describe their music is like cannibal corpse, carcass, napalm death, and slayer all on steroids. and the vocalist, travis ryan, has seriously, the BEST exhales ever!!!!
oh man, i just listened to cattle decapitation!

dude, thats awesome!!!

i know, they're great!
by GeStAtIoN oF sMeGmA June 16, 2010
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decap

On a message board, a thread or post regarding a topic that has already been posted by someone else. The word originated on the Golden Blab message board (on underdogsports.net), where multiple people posted a story about a drunk driver than accidentally decapitated his friend who was sticking his head out the window. Now anytime someone posts a topic that has already been posted, it is referred to as a decap, and replies to the repeat post simply a :decap avatar that is on that particular message board.
"I think I'm going to start a thread about whether IT should allow home ownership of Golden Tee machines."

"Dude, please don't, that is a total decap."
by TL1969 June 3, 2009
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