Octopus Defense

When a girl's body spontaneously begins menstruating in a desperate attempt not to have sex with you.

Kate's octopus defense kicked in when we were hooking up at that party. She inked all over the place, left me seeing red.

by Taberlin November 7, 2017

The B-Rabbit Defense

When a person intentionally acknowledges all their flaws or shortcomings so that no one else can diss them for those flaws. In other words, being unapolagetic for the bad things about you, to show that the other person is too pussy to admit their mistakes or own up to their shit. Most famously used by B-Rabbit played by Eminem in the film 8 Mile.

The B-Rabbit Defense: "And Wink did fuck my girl, I'm still standing here screaming fuck your free world!"

-B Rabbit

by Cynic25 January 11, 2012

premeditated self-defense

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

Global Defense Initiative

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

Defenseless

I come runnin' to you like a moth into a flame
You tell me, "Take it easy," but it's easier to say
Wish I didn't need so much of you
I hate to say, but I do
We're sleepin' on our problems like we'll solve them in our dreams
We wake up early morning and they're still under the sheets
I'm lost in my head, I'm spinnin' again
Tryna find what to say to you

Pre-Chorus
Been up all night
All night runnin' all my lines
But it’s only the truth
Been up all night
Not sure how to say this right
Got so much to lose

Chorus
Never been so defenceless (Oh)
Never been so defenceless (Ooh)
You just keep on buildin' up your fences (Oh)
But I've never been so defenceless (Ooh)

Post-Chorus
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
You just keep on buildin' up your fences (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
But I've never been so defenceless (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Verse 2
No, you don’t have to keep on being strong for me and you
Acting like you feel no pain, you know I know you do
And I can't get inside when you're lost in your pride
But you don't have a thing to prove

Pre-Chorus
Been up all night, all night runnin' all my lines
But it's only the truth
Been up all night, not sure how to say this right
Got so much to lose

Chorus
Never been so defenceless (Oh)
Never been so defenceless (Ooh)
You just keep on buildin' up your fences (Oh)
But I've never been so defenceless (Ooh)

...

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by L0V3LYL0U February 11, 2021

Sandwich Defense

Placing a sandwich or other piece of large food in one's mouth to block undesired advances by an interested guy or girl

He was coming at me with determination, so I used the sandwich defense to block his attempt to make out

by Hmmmmmmmmm12345 June 16, 2010

National Defense Authorization Act 2012

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.

Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012