new dark souls

a recently released game that is a bit difficult

dat boi: "Hey, heard of that new game?"
dis boi; "Sure! They call it the new Dark Souls."

by drJunkenstein October 25, 2017

new dark souls

a recently released, difficult videogame.

~A: "Have you heard of this Game that came out last week?"
~B: "Sure. They says it's the new Dark Souls..."

by greenmario October 26, 2017

Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor

The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.

“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”

by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023

dark souls dog

Fuck this fucking piece of shit fucking stupid shit

I got jumped by like eight of these fuckers, I hate dark souls dogs!

by Andre of Astora June 13, 2023

Dark Souls Blowie

You get a blowjob, but you have to avoid your penis being bitten during it.

Damn, that bitch gave a me a Dark Souls Blowie.

by Soul of Cinder February 6, 2023

dark souls

any game that is mildly difficult, often used by game journalists.

wow, this game is the dark souls of platformers.

by amf s October 6, 2022

Hop on Dark Souls 2

Slang for having aggressive, gay oral sex.

Hey Krisz, wanna hop on Dark Souls 2?

by Chaserxrd August 12, 2025