danbusted

To be "danbusted" means to be arrested for doing something that is not against any law, but which the cop thinks is unlawful or just makes stuff up as he goes along. Originated in the gun rights movement when Dan Moore, whose internet forum moniker is "Danbus", was repeatedly arrested for lawfully carrying a visible sidearm in Norfolk, Virginia in the mid-2000's and was proven in the rights. His story was posted on the nationwide gun rights site opencarry.org, and gave rise to the verb "to danbust" among gun owners.

Dude, I got danbusted when the cop stopped me for not wearing a bike helmet, even though there's no law says I gotta have one.

by Jack Ape June 11, 2009

Sweet and Sour Dankus

The ideal flavor of dankus. Often causes cottonmouth, blood-shot eyes, and extreme hunger pangs. See definition of Dankus

"Yo, did you hear Jason had some Sweet and Sour Dankus at that party last night? I wish I woulda been there man!"

by Room 222 September 18, 2012

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

dingus

Someome who isn't an (idiot) but does idiotic things

For example messing up on a really easy test questoon
"Beth you're such a dingus"

by Ariom Stromberg May 12, 2015

Dingus Khan

one whose actions call into question the competence/mental capacity of said person

Joe: "I got chlamydia after I fornicated with your sister."
Mike: "Way to go Dingus Khan."

by your baby's daddy September 1, 2003

ya dingus

An expression used when someone does the stupid.

Becky: oh my god i am so cold
Me: That's what you get for wearing a miniskirt in december... YA DINGUS!

by Little Drummer Boy Fred March 13, 2016

fruitloop dingus

Someone who is nerdy and stupid who gets on your nerves by their chipmunk cheeks and their inability to be a good player. Made popular by Zach Rance on #BigBrother #bb16

Zach: I've nominated you Nicole and you Victoria for eviction... ya fruitloop dingus

by shadyboots88 August 1, 2014