cynical bastard

A somewhat disgruntled individual working within a company. These individuals often quickly climb the internal ranks only to be frustrated at the view from above.

"Doug is a cynical bastard"

by .movement.is.life. January 1, 2009

cynical romantic

Someone who wants to be in love and loves the idea, but realizes that love is ultimately self destructive and counter productive to advancing personal goals and or the self

"Marc really wants a girlfriend because he loves the idea of being close to someone and having someone appreciate him, but says that getting wrapped up in a girl would just lead to him losing all sense of self and ambition in her. Talk about a cynical romantic"

by Plaidmonster January 18, 2010

cynical grave

cynical grave is the best crip walker on earth, he crip walks in red shoes yeahyeah audio maker cool

ayo this nigga cynical grave is hot as fuck

by CG360 April 4, 2021

Cynical Sam

The act of shoving a bottle rocket in your pee hole, and inserting it into a girl's vagina.

I just gave Scott a Cynical Sam.

by Princess TRiZ December 11, 2011

cynical wankers

You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.

by master bates IV September 6, 2003

Cynical Matt

Cynical Matts are people whom generally have a deeply cynical and depressing outlook on life whilst expressing this in a way that is funny and cheers up companions and themselves. As a result of this, Cynical Matts tend to be very witty and intelligent as well as a champion at 'that's what she said'.

Person one: Arghn that test felt so long and hard!
Person Two: That's what she said!
Person One: you are such a Cynical Matt

by Katietron April 8, 2010

Cynical_Media

A streamer who's a furry and a boomer he is the worst at CSGO. Some days hes 84% gay and others hes back to simping for bitches on VR chat through and through he remains a furry who spends money on Profile picture commissions. He also loves Hydra's cheerios but enough of that who else can be pissed off one second into joking around another into taking a TWO HOUR SHITS DURING HIS STREAM!!Anywho his favorite word is cunt must be why he's a cute cuntass sometimes.

Must be why we love him no homo

Nigga one:Hey have you seen Cynical_Media play CSGO!?
Nigga two:Man that Cynical_Meida guy is so bad at CSGO.
Nigga three: He plays CSGO I thought he was simping over females on VR

by Niggalini May 17, 2020