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culwind

To fist
The purest act of fisting
After my first Culwind i couldnt walk straight for a week
by poonshocker July 27, 2004
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Cylindrosphere

Geometric shape with cylindrical body and two hemispheres on each end
propane tanks are a cylindrosphere
by Blitzkrieg13 March 17, 2009
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cylindrical glass saber

S: Bro, pass the cylindrical glass saber please? Lookin to pack some danks...

M: Alright man... but I get greens.
by BigEasy88 March 28, 2013
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Cylindictus

A condescending jerk who simultaneously displays strong moral values, and treats others with the utmost respect, and disrespect (at the same time but not condescendingly).
"I can't believe how cylindictus you're being right now"
"Oh I'm sorry" -(sarcastic but with absolute sincerity).
by FarqMuff September 4, 2019
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Cylindophobia

An irrational fear (or hatred) of cylinders.
A: GET THAT PIPE AWAY FROM ME
B: SHEESH WHAT'S WRONG CHILL
C: Oh, he just has cylindophobia. It's the irrational fear of cylinders.

A: Why the hell do they put canned food in cans? It looks so bad.
B: What's your problem with cans? Are you cylindophobic?
by quantum_duck November 25, 2022
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Cywin

A caring, compassionate, sensitive young man in the prime of his life. He has an uncanny affinity towards white women with good skin.

His life motto is “looking gorgeous is a great way to stay in shape” and “Hips, dips and jiggly bits!”

Cywin doesn’t swallow his saliva because it’ll break his fast.

He wears skinny jeans but they do not cause genital odor. Cywin compliments himself while doing the dirty.

Cywin’s bed post reads “100 percent customer satisfaction guaranteed”

Cywin sent his crush a Spotify playlist one time and she got pregnant.

If you mistaken Cywin for a Biden voter he will sell your organs.

Cywin is built like a tank. A tank with big arms and also a big dick. Big C always finds the right V.

Cywin’s the type of guy to put a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he slept.

Cywin walked into a bar and asked them if they served creatine. Cywin promotes big boners.

Cywin drives with two gas pedals to avoid calf imbalances. Cywin’s favorite color is black because that means you have an upper GI bleed.

Cywin likes wearing sweatpants but no matter what he does he cannot hide his mammoth dick from the discerning eye.

Cywin the type of guy that hangs from the ceiling when the burglars break into his house.

The day Cywin lost his virginity was also the same day his teacher stopped showing up for class.

Cywin fucked his neighbor’s daughter and sent them the bill. Cywin has a blue lambo but doesn’t have blue balls.

Cywin crushes goals and takes souls.
Cywin stole my girl, did my workout and then ate all my food.

Cywin puts the C and Y in Sexcy

Cywin puts the W in Win

When Cywin took the SAT the answer choices were:
A. Cywin
B. Cywin
C. Cywin Cywin
D. Still Cywin

Cywin once gave me a gift and I asked him “where’s this from?”
He replied “her house.”

When I asked Cywin why he wasn’t married he said why buy the cow when I can just have the milk.

Cywin is such a great guy. He stole my girl but then gave her back because he felt bad for me.
by MusingMarauder January 5, 2023
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Cylindrabout

A multi-layered, cylindrical roundabout.
James: How much longer until we get home?
Janet: We still have a few more layers on the cylindrabout to go.
by HeroNoodle September 10, 2023
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