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Something that you cannot do at the Women's Peace Garden, Kensington. Is punishable by daeth.
What a lovely day, I might just head over to the Peace Garden for a bit. What no cylcing!! I could understand if you weren't permitted to ride your bike in the park but banning cylcing is going too far!!!
cylcing by ismickisgood October 30, 2008
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nigger cycling

Riding a bicycle and holding another bike.
Typically a man of african decent, riding a bicycle while at the same time holding another bicycle with his right or left hand as it rolls beside him. They are obtained when kids or other unintelligent people leave bikes outside unattended for a short period. Usually in larger cities.
"Look over there, that nigger is nigger cycling a kids bike!"

Jen: hey i cant find my bike.
Charles: did you check the garage?
Jen: no i left it right here on the front porch.
Charles: well, looks like you've been nigger cycled.
nigger cycling by chuckydeath! March 6, 2009

arousal repulsion cycling 

What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.
"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."

"That one walking away?"

"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"

(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)

Cycling tan 

A tanning of the skin appearing on the neck, arms and legs of an avid cyclist. Similar to a farmers tan with some distinguishing features, caused by wearing tight fitting clothing and other cycling accessories while out riding in the sun for extended periods of time.

Tan lines on the upper arm and wrist are caused by short sleeve jersey and gloves. The body hugging Lycra shorts of roadies and XC jey boys helps to give a distinguished tan line on the lower thigh. Helmet straps and sunglasses can cause white patches on the face and jaw.
Check out that dudes cycling tan, has he been in training for the tour?
Cycling tan by tenners June 1, 2009
One of the coolest sports ever developed in world history. Cycling is a great way to enjoy the outdoors, dream great dreams, think great thoughts, meet interesting people, explore diverse regions, see the countryside, or just cruise down the road in a zen like state. Traveling at speeds on average from 10 to over 40 mph, cycling is an efficent, healthy, and green mode of transport. In the 21st century, the sport has become increasingly popular thorough out the globe, with the construction of thousands of miles of cycling paths in North America and Europe such as the East Coast Greenway and the Euro Velo.
Breaking Away is a great coming of age film centered around the sport of cycling.
cycling by coloneljackmustard November 4, 2012

Cycling Brain 

It's the brain fog you get after a hard bike ride and the excuse you use for messing up simple things. It's your brain after cycling.
Forgot to water the garden - Cycling brain
Took a wromg turn while navigating - Cycling brain.
Messed up the spelling of wrong and did not notice it - Cycling brain.
Cycling Brain by copa6 July 12, 2023
The lower intestinal cramping associated with diarrhea. The pain includes hot and cold flashes, goose bumps, and general irritation. Cycling refers to the way the pain comes on strong and then goes away repeatedly.
Dude, those Buffalo wings were good but I'm cycling big time. The bathroom here is disgusting so lets bounce, I need a decent toilet stat.
Cycling by SAB1179 November 22, 2009
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