Catism

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008

Simon Curtis

A cute, sexy male, with amazing vocals. Simon Curtis is a phenomenal singer, his voice can hit extremely high notes without a doubt...he is sadly gay...but every Fangirl loves him all the same.

Man, Simon Curtis is so adorable!! His music is fantastic!!

by SoccerBeast230 December 30, 2015

Curtis Lowe

Fictional Character from Lynard Skynard song

Some bitches think that the band said " finest n***er to ever play the blues"

The real line goes " finest PICKER to ever play the blues"
and for the previous definition a picker is someone who plucks a guitar, the song was complimenting Curtis Lowe on his guitar skills

"Ol Kurt was a black man with white curly hair "
"Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues"

by Ben123456 July 23, 2006

bulime cuisine

A fancy way of expressing the act of throwing up after eating

Colby: Man did you just see Mary nail that entire pizza before, that girl can eat! How is she not the size of a house?

Jason: Smell her breath. She just had a side of bulime cuisine

by Tonado March 17, 2015

Cuntish

Someone who exhibits the qualities of a cunt (usually used to describe an extremely odious person, or their behavior)

Harnk's insults became increasingly cuntish as the days dragged on, I really wish he would die.

by realhandshandy January 27, 2003

Cuntism

Cuntism - The act of becoming involved in or performing the act of douchebaggery after a short period of time, with little to no logical reason other than the attempt to make oneself look superior to an individual or group, when in fact they make themselves out to be, but not limited to; hypocritical, ignorant, borderline retarded, and/or butthurt with extreme prejudice. Once the act of Cuntism begins, it spreads to those of feeble mind, multiplying it's senseless effect to those it infects.

It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.

"Wow, dude chill with the Cuntism, it was just a joke."

"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."

by Chargersphinx January 26, 2014

curtisbeard

A curtisbeard is facial hair that is too long to be called stubble, but is too short to be called a real beard. This gives the face a fuzzy appearance. This term derives its name from the middle school/high school teacher Mr. Curtis, who can nearly always be seen with this kind of facial hair.

After not shaving for a week and a half, Andrew had a curtisbeard.

by Ex-Quitter August 14, 2009