Currarong is a lovely LOOKING beach town about 30 minutes drive from the "hole-of-a-town" Nowra.
But dont be fooled by this beautiful mistresses evil under-mask! This town is a wolf in sheeps clothing! It is filled with absolutely nothing more than drunks and stoners! Unlike most horrible towns much like this one, the old folks are the worst of the lot! Gossiping slobs that have lived there their whole life, have a dead end job and think they 'own' the town. Looking down on anyone who isnt a local, or looking down on locals who have made a few mistakes that the town wont let them forget!
So if you were thinking of taking a lovely beach holiday trip to Currarong, dont forget to say g'day to the locals, spit in their faces and remind them of what scum they really are.
But dont be fooled by this beautiful mistresses evil under-mask! This town is a wolf in sheeps clothing! It is filled with absolutely nothing more than drunks and stoners! Unlike most horrible towns much like this one, the old folks are the worst of the lot! Gossiping slobs that have lived there their whole life, have a dead end job and think they 'own' the town. Looking down on anyone who isnt a local, or looking down on locals who have made a few mistakes that the town wont let them forget!
So if you were thinking of taking a lovely beach holiday trip to Currarong, dont forget to say g'day to the locals, spit in their faces and remind them of what scum they really are.
Currarong local: Hey you new here or somethin'?
Tourist: Nuh, just came for a holiday with my fa.....
Currarong local: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING TOWN YOU DIRTY TOURIST CUNT!
Tourist: Nuh, just came for a holiday with my fa.....
Currarong local: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING TOWN YOU DIRTY TOURIST CUNT!
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But it's advertised on the tv all the time AND IT WON'T STFU.
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Poe: wanna head to Carrara markets with me?
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2. Innovator/Master of the "Thrusting Robot" which has propelled him to minor celebrity status among Dublin club goers. New moves still in development include the "Pause/Eject" and "Boogie Nights".
3. One who enjoys the feel and smell of a warm wet dog.
2. Innovator/Master of the "Thrusting Robot" which has propelled him to minor celebrity status among Dublin club goers. New moves still in development include the "Pause/Eject" and "Boogie Nights".
3. One who enjoys the feel and smell of a warm wet dog.
Examples:-
1." You should have seen him on the dance floor last night it was epic. You would swear he was Andy Curran!"
2. Person 1 " That dude is gettin more whipped by the day!"
Person 2 "Yeah he's really turning into a right Andy Curran alright"
1." You should have seen him on the dance floor last night it was epic. You would swear he was Andy Curran!"
2. Person 1 " That dude is gettin more whipped by the day!"
Person 2 "Yeah he's really turning into a right Andy Curran alright"
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