Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011

concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

cumfussion

when you cum and can't seem to get pulled out

They layed there after sex for a very long time in cumfussion.

by twangdong February 1, 2019

Cuntcussion

When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.

Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'

Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'

by SubLee June 16, 2023

Reverse concussion

Then maybe your medulla hit your cerebellum and caused your wiseness automatically when your optic nerve activated your olfactory bulb

I got a reverse concussion, and now I’m wiser

by Skylar-xoxox June 11, 2018

slut concussion

When you're sucking a dick too hard and you knock yourself out on your partner's pelvis

She's still recovering from her slut concussion.

by Cowboy Bubbah May 2, 2019

Headboard Concussion

1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.

1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.

2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.

by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011