country blumpkin 

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

country blumpkin by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

country blumpkin 

a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).

Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"

country blumpkin by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006

country blumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

country blumpkin by Pooberry June 30, 2008

country blumpkin 

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

country blumpkin by mgretard March 26, 2019

country blumpkin 

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.

He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.

country blumpkin by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

Cunty Blumpkin 

similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.

Cunty Blumpkin by Damian MacNeill February 5, 2009