Cunthunter

(1)A Cunthunter is a male that is horny at all times and therefore must seek sexual contact with women, sluts or cumdumpsters.

(2)The swedish artist Basshunters uncencored name. Refers to (1).

(1) - Hey i just saw pat, he is the biggest Cunthunter since Grill, the online internet stalker.

(2) - I just went to see Basshunters new concert all his songs sounded just alike.
- Ye i know, i HAET him, Cunthunter, the Cunthunter.

by KalleSweden March 6, 2008

Cuntbutler

a derogatory term implying inferior status to that of a standard cunt.
{literal} Man-servant to one who is a cunt

"Poor form, Sir. Truly, thou art a cuntbutler"

"Fuck off, you fucking cuntbutler!"

by OxfordEnglishAl September 16, 2009

cuntster

A hipster that listens to country music who wears tight pants and a cowboy hat, most commonly found in Austin Texas.

We went to a bar on East Sixth St last night and the bar was full of cuntsters!

by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

Cuntputty

The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.

Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for bullshit.

That nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure that bitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.

*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"

James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.

by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

conmputer

What you call yout desktop or laptop when it is seriously fucking up.Usually used by someone in a furious state.The furious state of mind causes the computer user to verbally mispronounce and mistakingly type the word "computer" incorrectly.Typing in this condition will often cause the user to insert an extra "n" in "computer" due to it's proximity on the keyboard.Also used as a derogatory term for the computer.

"Yesterday my computer crashed,but now it's working again.But pages are loading so SLOW! AAaarrggghh!
What is wrong with this freaking conmputer??!!!"

"Instead of grabbing some drinks with my BFFs after class,I stayed in and wasted several hours of my life on the conmputer!"

by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009

Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman, who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato wearing a cheap wig.

"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."

by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020