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Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.
An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'
by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022
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Cuntball

it’s like someone who’s such a cunt that they are like multiple cunts just rolled into a fucking ball
person 1: do you know eric
person 2:that super snarky dude?
person 1: yeah he’s a total cuntball.
by SeanSprout October 26, 2022
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Cuntellectual

An over-educated, over-privileged whiny bitch, particularly of the NYC variety who owns every sidewalk, elevator, parking space, etc and sees all challenges as coming from MAGA Trumper Deplorables no matter what the issue. Will not hesitate to bring up her degree(s) and/or father's legacy and 'who he is' while touting her Hobby Job as actual contributing work to society.
"I walked in then immediately out of Starbucks when I saw the table of cuntellectuals having a meeting."
by Bigfatpoopyhead September 16, 2022
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cuntballscock

What an intersex person has when they born wit both parts

(NOT A SLUR)
Larry:yo kevin did you know ryan has a cuntballscock?

kevin:Yeah actually, found our last night

Larry:Oh.
by Oskarthegrouch April 22, 2023
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Cuntball

The accurate definition of Tenzin Kevin Yiga(a).
When Tenzin thinks he's being clever but he's really just being an annoying fucking asshole that everyone wants to punch square in his little retarded fucking face.
Normal Person: bruh I asked first-
Yiga(a): Well I asked you second and two is bigger than one!
Normal Person: shut the fuck up Cuntball this is why your family hates you.
by Logical_Mans May 25, 2023
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cuntella

A serious bitch. The ultimate serious full ass bitch. Entitled bitch. Stupid bitch.
“God, Karen was such a CUNTELLA today!”
by It behooves me November 7, 2023
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Cuntberry

A dingleberry that has to the vagina via the taint; bears a visual resemblance to raisins in a roast beef sandwich.
After I refused to eat my girlfriend out due to my fear of swallowing a cuntberry, she swore they were just a myth. The next day I found a matted wad of hair in the shower I could only describe as a lush thicket of cuntberry bushes. I'm single and probably gay now.
by noopspoop May 29, 2024
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